Cha0s Gaming - The Lounge

{There the Changeling sits, sharing the couch with Marc.}

So, ya was raised by Gobbins?

{Taking a lengthy sip of his wine.} Oh yeah, from a babe to the magnificent sight before you.

What’s dat like?

Hmm, they’re rather tribal. At least my family is. {He rests his head against the pillow behind him.} Of course I’ve gotten a knack for thieving, too.

*coming in for a drink*

*cleaning a glass at the bar* I was raised by my Mom.

Explains the Daddy Issues

How do you know about that?!

I hear your night terrors, your room is right next to mine

{Making a confused, innocent face.} Mah mammy raised me, too… is dat bad?

*smirks* See what you did?

No Sweetie. Just sometimes girls without fathers end up putting up with bad men

… does dat apply to men?

Heard that. Ben, my ex, is the stablehand

No, Dear

{Makes an offended face.} Wow— {He then starts laughing.}

Wut?

Oh nothing… {He giggles into his hand.}

16:49

Oh yeah, when are you going to make good on drinking with me? {He points a well-manicured nail at the Orc. Mostly being playful, but the question does stand.}

Um… {He hums thoughtfully.} I’s dunno. Whenever it happens, I’s reckon.

*walks in* What are you all talking about?

And that's your textbook definition of Daddy Issues

Okay, we don't talk about what happed with The Vampire now, okay?!

{Purses lips.} Mmm. That’s fair.

Wait, ya’s courted a Vampyah?

More accurately, he courted me.

Uh, how’s dat go? {He briefly glances at Vic, then back to Fern.}

{Watching with a raised brow.}

Well, the way you assume it would. Only cared about my blood and my body than anything else. All I was to him was a juice box he can fuck. I'm not allowed to go into too much detail....

I still say we should have decapitated him. {He sips his wine again.}

Who’s ‘he’?

He can say his name, I cannot.

The bastard’s name is Astarion. {He sits up, now looking a bit more serious.} While he didn’t commit is atrocities alone, he still didn’t try and stop it neither.

{Looking really uncomfortable.} Um… w-what did he do?

{Leans in and whispers to him.}

{His expression alters between disgust, anger and maybe guilt?} Dat’s… damn.

Exactly. {He snaps his fingers.} So if I ever see him again I’m going to castrate him.

He raped and almost killed Kirin and Chelsea. And made Gale watch.

He was already castrated last time you saw him...But I chose him over my husband by asking him to heal him....But I regretted it instantly when I my husband almost left me....The Vampire tried to seduce me before I left to find him....I finally stood my ground and severed whatever relationship we had left at that time. So he left the next morning. No one's heard from him since....

{With and uneasy expression, he gets up and lumbers over to Fern. Where he hesitates for a moment, before awkwardly side-hugging her. He clears his throat—} Sorry ya’s went through dat…

Still, if I had it my way, I’d get Solidus to make him untouchable by death. Then, cut off his bloody head and shove it up his—

‘Ey now… cool it?

{Gulps wine.}

*hugs Marc tightly* Thank you...

{He offers a half smile.} Ya’s welcome. I’s figured since I mahself contributed t’… a pile similar situation, dat a hug might help.

Oh Yeah....Your uhm...Past....It's not like that, I swear. Despite all the bullshit, nothing was ever forced...At least with me, it wasn't...I still can't believe he was my first, yknow? Imagine your first time, you're being ripped apart by a vampire you met at the bar!

{He hums, and returns to his seat.} Life do get better…

17:16

Took meh so long t’figure dat out.

I am much happier now, so I would agree. My birthday was a couple days ago (April 5th), and I had an amazing date with Araavos.

I’s… never been on a date. {He chuckles nervously.}

Eh, I’m more for mutual intimacy.

Aw, you two should go on a date!

{Chokes on his spit.}

{Cackles at the Orc’s reaction.}

Um… I’s… {He rubs his arm awkwardly.} I’s dunno how…?

A date is just going out together and enjopyng each other's company. Involving kissing and hugging as well.

{Sweating bullets.} K-kissing? Hugging? {He gulps loudly.}

Oh please! {He downs the last of his wine.} We should go on one. Would be my first time, too.

I can give you money for anywhere you wanna go?

Oh don’t fret on that, love. {He crosses his arms and grins.} I’ll be paying.

{Finally returning to his senses.} Well, um… w-when?

{Taps his chin in thought.} Tomorrow would be ideal. I still need to go catch a bite, if you catch me drift.

Awright, where at? {He seems to be settling in on the idea.}

Hmmm… well, what about Milo’s? {He stretches.} If we’re going to have a date, he’s got some interesting food choices. Mostly pies, but other things, too.

I’s dunno where dat is. {He thinks hard for a moment.} Sure I’s could find it, though.

It’s the bakery in town. Which sells more than just alcohol as an intoxicant.

Milo gives discounts for dates

Oh yeah, that too.